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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Horoscopes

Aries (March 21- April 19)
This month is going to be hard for you. Do everything you do with intense focus. Remember, anything can go wrong…

Taurus (April 20- May20)
You’ve been watching way too many horror movies. But don’t worry, they’re only wearing masks. Nothing real…right?

Gemini (May 21- June 20)
Some “pep” would do you good. Don’t forget to act “peppy” at the “pep” rallies!

Cancer (June 21- July 22)
Stay away from dangling objects. Like they say, what goes up must always come down.

Leo (July 23- August 22)
“Christmas tree-ing” a test does not necessarily mean you need to color in the bubbles and make a shape of a Christmas tree.

Virgo (August 23- September 22)
Friday night football games are starting up. Watch out for thrown water bottles!

Libra (September 23- October 22)
Homecoming dances only play rap songs, be careful with those break dancing moves!

Scorpio (October 23- November 21)
Just because it doesn’t have a Warning sign on it, doesn’t mean its okay to do it.

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21)
So, in my opinion, food rocks, but if the school lunch looks bad, tastes bad, and smells bad…don’t eat it!

Capricorn (December 22- January 19)
AP stands for Advanced Placement, but according to Creekview High School, it’s more like Advanced Procrastination.

Aquarius (January 20- February 18)
Water guns are meant to stay in your hands. The water is what is supposed to shoot out.

Pisces (February 19- March 20)
We all have those friends that text everywhere! But remember that there are limits, like the bathroom for example.

Written By: Maida Ahmad

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